turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via inediblepeaches)

vickisaurusrex:

"When I was your age, I had to deal without all these electronics."

That’s because when you were my age they didn’t exist. I bet my right arm if they had, you would have also wanted them very badly, so I don’t want to fucking hear it.

(via d0nt-k1ll-my-v1be)

"Noi esseri umani spontaneamente facciamo teatro."
- La mia prof. di italiano (via phoenize)

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loudmouthed:

reblog this post if you also sometimes sit down in the shower because sometimes standing up is just too much exercise

(via fucking-shit-mom)

  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
"I get jealous because I’m afraid someone is going to make you happier than I do."
- Frank Ocean (via royalbyname)

(Source: l-ucia, via sleepy-zombieboy)